Good morning, everyone! Let’s all enjoy this final Rhymin’ Weekly Weigh-In before the holidays kick in, shall we?

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Grr … up TWO POUNDS since last Monday! What’s really annoying is that just two days ago (Friday, for you math-challenged Old Calendarists), I was actually down to the fabled 170s for a brief, shining moment (179.8, to be exact), but alas, the never-ended water-related fluctuations took over.

Oh well, “water” you gonna do, eh?

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Hey, sorry! They can’t all be gems! Anyway, as I mentioned Friday, I’ve decided to give the whole 50by60 blogging staff some much-needed time off — starting after this post all the way through to Old Calendar Orthodox Christmas, Monday, January 7, 2019!

(‘Cause, um, I work for myself)

I mean, I’ll still do my daily weigh-ins — that’s crucial! I just won’t be posting any of them till that very special Monday. That’s right, beeyatches — I’m on vakay!!

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Before I leave, though, I wanted to direct your attention to this WONDERFUL new blog, Simply Us, created by my WONDERFUL niece, Rachel and her equally WONDERFUL pal, Ashley! It’s all about feminism — and makeup. (Hey — they’re NOT mutually exclusive!)

Anyway, so far the blog looks AWESOME, ladies!

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And I’m looking forward to chatting with at least one of the authors over our always pleasant, never polemical, Thanksgiving dinner! Here’s a couple of memes to get the conversational ball rolling:

Anyway, HAPPY THANKSGIVING*, Merry New Calendar Christmas, and Happy New Year to all my loyal readers! I may be sneaky and pop in once or twice before Jan. 7, but meantime …