A Sternly Worded Letter to my Bathroom Scales

Dear Scales: You have been weighed in the scales, and found wanting! This morning you told me I weighed 198.0 And I don't understand why! I've been going for walks, counting my calories (well ... kinda ...) and also, I'm a really good person! So I don't understand why you're punishing me like this! Oh! …

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My well of catchy blog titles is empty right now, sorry!

Yeah, it's Wednesday and it's Weigh-In Time, but for the life of me, I can't think of a catchy title today! Just can't seem to get those ... things ... you know, in my head ... working ... Yeah, well, guess I'm not the only one, huh? Anyhoo, let's do the weight first because it's …

Wednesday Wildflower Walk Weigh-In!

Good morning, peeps! Great to see you! How are you holding up? Feel free to rant in the comments! First things first: the weigh-in! 197.4 Down a pound, which is nothing to sneeze at! And speaking of sneezing ... yours truly saw some lovely wildflowers on a hiking trail in an undisclosed location in the …

Grab your face masks — we’re goin’ in!

Testing ... testing ... testing ... and WE'RE BACK!! Yes, that's right, ladies and gents, welcome back to your favorite weight-loss blog of all time!! And I know you've all been on tenterhooks ... ... I mean, pins and needles, waiting to see that fresh, updated Rhymin' Weekly Weigh-in after -- what's it been now? …