Our long national nightmare is over — now we can start focusing on what’s REALLY important, like my weight!

Whew! Well, unless something really crazy happens after I post this (and you and I know that’s still a live possibility), today Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th Prez of these here Yoo-nited States!

And life can finally go back to … well, whatever passes for “normal” these days, I’ve kinda lost track!

And per my (perhaps a tad overlong) post title, we can start focusing on the REALLY important stuff, like my ongoing struggle to keep my weight below 200 pounds! How did I do this week? Let’s step on the scales and find out, shall we?


Hey, only 0.6 pounds down, but I’ll take it! Especially given how all the stress in the world has affected me, personally!

Well, it is my blog, Napoleon! But yeah, I suppose the trauma in the world might have affected some of you, as well!

So that’s why I have decided to issue you, the loyal reader(s) of this blog, a 24-hour Non-Presidential Pardon from all dieting misdeeds, mishaps, and miscalculations of calories!

Use it wisely, my friends! And remember, it expires exactly 24 hours after you read this sentence!

You’re asking me? As Mr. 50by60 can testify, for several hours yesterday I was sure that 2:30 PM Eastern time was 5:30 PM Western time — three hours ahead, rather than three hours behind.

So don’t look at me! Consult your most modern, up-to-date timekeeping devices and enjoy your respite from reality

And relax! Let’s be realistic — even those of us who voted for good ol’ Grampa Joe know he’s not going to solve everything — and chances are he’ll make some big, whoppin’ mistakes at some point.

Ssh, that’s enough outta you! Anyway, as that classic inspirational work, A̶l̶w̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶A̶s̶k̶ ̶A̶ ̶M̶a̶n̶:̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶K̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶F̶e̶m̶i̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶A̶r̶l̶e̶n̶e̶ ̶D̶a̶h̶l̶  — er, NO!! I mean The Bible, by God, says: Put not your trust in princes! (Psalm 146:3)

Especially you! So enjoy the day for what it is – a (possible) start to a (slightly) less crazy future!

Always!! See you next week!


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