“Good morning, I’m fat! How are you?”

"I’m fat; how are you?" Great line, isn't it? Sure wish I'd come up with it! But no, I have to give proper credit: it's from Simcha Fischer's "What's for Supper? Vol. 201, Potatoes and Other Tornadoes?" post last week. Well, there's something to be said for celebrating, rather than denigrating, your fatness sometimes -- …

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Rhymin’ Weekly Weigh-in: Fare Thee Well, Colonel Sanders!

Good morning, everyone! Well, I'm a little embarrassed to say that I've slacked off a bit this past week, so I have a bit of a gain this morning. Let's get this over with, shall we? 208.8 Wow, that's not so great! Oh well, as Homer Simpson once said, "Hope springs internal!" And if you'll …