If It’s Wednesday, It Must Not Be Belgium

Some people have asked why I don't give as much attention to making fun of Joe Biden as I do of our current Infector in Chief.Hey listen, as soon as he's safely ensconced in the Casa Blanca, and Donnie's back in Florida walking around in his Crocs, I'll gladly indulge in some Hair Sniffer in …

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Back from the cliff, plus my Potted Plants of Politics theory!

Well, I was all set to tell you a sad story about how it had finally happened -- it'd been pretty obvious for a while, like the proverbial roaring freight train. No, no, THAT'S not what I was talking about! It's my weight! I was all set to reveal that I'd gone over the 200-pound cliff …

Some common sense, for the butt-hurt amongst you

Okay, before I dive into yet another "Mildly Controversial" post, let me share some GREAT news with you -- my weigh-in! 195.8 Yay, finally!! And if anyone ever tells you writing down your calories every day doesn't make any difference, send 'em to me. Now for the controversial part! Apparently a bunch of you (I'm …

Confessions of a Karen

Welp, the weight's pretty much the same (you can see it in the sidebar if you really need to!), so I thought I'd just share a few thoughts I've had over the past few days. Thoughts about a person you may have heard a lot about lately. That's right: KAREN! By now, you've probably heard …

What year is it again?

What a week, huh? Seems like every time we start to relax, 2020 throws us another curve ball!And sure, we could probably get through it if we just had some calm, sensible, reassuring leadership, either now or in the foreseeable future!Yikes! Well, obviously we don't, so I for one don't feel inclined to get too …

Kahlua-fueled hangover Wednesday!

Well, good morning, campers, rise and shine! Time to put your booties on, 'cause it's cold out there! Oh, uh, actually, it's pretty warm out there -- supposed to get up to 90 degrees Fahrenheit here in beautiful (finally!) sunny Southern California And I for one welcome our new Sun overlord! As I may or …

State of the Weight!!

Well, good morning, everyone! I'm sure we all enjoyed last night's State of the Union address, featuring President Trump, a frequent visitor to my meme gallery, and a couple of newbies Of course, not everyone enjoyed it: But ya know, you can't please everyone! So on that note, let's check out the State of the …

Happy Thanksgiving – one weigh or another!

Well, well, it's the day before Thanksgiving and I'm actually blogging! In prior years, I've given myself a holiday, but this year I think I'll be a good little blogger and actually stick with my pledge to weigh myself every week, good, bad, or ugly. So let's see what the ol' scales say today … …

Thanksgiving conversation starters and/or calorie burners!

Well, hello, everyone! Are you as excited about next week's Big Giant Turkey Holiday (U.S. only) as I am? Bet you are! But before we get to that, how's about the weigh-in? 191.4 A little lower than last week, so that's good, right? Anyway, no worries! It's that time of year, when we all gather …

Couldn’t I just blame it on Trump, like everyone else?

Are we ready? Let's play The Blame Game!! Hrrmph…well, I debated whether to do a weigh-in today or wait till tomorrow, since last week's was delayed till Tuesday. But then I thought, y'know, that's why I loved reading all the older weight loss blogs that inspired mine (like the great Shauna Reid's Dietgirl). They posted …