Whoa baby — I’ve actually got a loss!

Well, happy Wednesday, fiends and nabobs! How's everyone doing this oh-so-fine morning? Well, good to hear, Mr. Lumberjack! I'm doing pretty okay myself, given that I have a nice big weight LOSS to report this week! Aw come on, David, this is a good thing, trust me! Anyway, ready for the weight loss? Yes sir …

If It’s Wednesday, It Must Not Be Belgium

Some people have asked why I don't give as much attention to making fun of Joe Biden as I do of our current Infector in Chief.Hey listen, as soon as he's safely ensconced in the Casa Blanca, and Donnie's back in Florida walking around in his Crocs, I'll gladly indulge in some Hair Sniffer in …

Back from the cliff, plus my Potted Plants of Politics theory!

Well, I was all set to tell you a sad story about how it had finally happened -- it'd been pretty obvious for a while, like the proverbial roaring freight train. No, no, THAT'S not what I was talking about! It's my weight! I was all set to reveal that I'd gone over the 200-pound cliff …

It’s fine to say it sucks!!

Good morning, everyone! Well, in spite of the title of this post, I'm happy to say my weigh-in doesn't suck (at least it's down a skoche!): 199.4 Whew, back a teensy beensy bit from that over-200-pounds-eek-eek-eek cliff! I won't breathe (or eat) easy till I get back under 195, but I hereby vow that I …